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Helpful Tip For Guys

Information  October 28 2005
 — By CJ Grisham
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Never, I repeat, NEVER rub Bengay Ultra on your wife’s back then go to the bathroom!! I don’t think I need to say more than that. Learn from my mistakes, do not repeat them.

(14) Readers Comments

  1. 10/28/2005 at 1:10 pm

    Oooh, that sucks. I’ve been there, man. You’re in my prayers.

  2. 10/28/2005 at 1:12 pm

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!

  3. 10/28/2005 at 1:47 pm

    Im With Hilary~ You know were not really laughing AT you… were laughing WITH you. LOL

  4. Karen

    10/28/2005 at 4:42 pm

    Heard the same thing is true about Buffalo wings.In case you didn’t already know about those,thought you might like a warning .

  5. 10/28/2005 at 5:00 pm

    As Hilary told me privately, (this is emily) it’s a good thing he didn’t put hemorrhoid cream on them or they would have shrunk.

  6. 10/28/2005 at 6:01 pm

    LOL….Emily!!! Everytime I read that I laugh.
    Did ya know Vinegar soothes and heals? Try applying that CJ. LOL. It also helps relieve burns. Good Ol’ Apple Cider Vinegar. What would smell worse the Bengay or the Vinegar? LOL…..

  7. linda

    10/28/2005 at 7:27 pm

    Or you could wash your hands before you do anything else! But! thanks for the laugh

  8. dusgalan

    10/28/2005 at 9:07 pm

    that’s about as bad as putting preparation h on your toothbrush. Nothing would stick to my teeth for a week.
    dusgalan of mt

  9. Donna

    10/28/2005 at 10:47 pm

    Be careful there CJ, you could hurt yourself!! :)

  10. 10/29/2005 at 9:14 am

    I wouldn’t rub my eyes with that stuff either oh my! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  11. 10/29/2005 at 10:00 am

    CJ…

    There was this one time when I got off work, I knew I didn’t have toilet paper, so swung by Lucky’s, ’cause they were “the low-price leader” and along the way; well, that particular one closed at 10pm. I didn’t want to go out of my way for toilet paper so I went home without. I ended up having to go, so….at that time, Kleenex sold menthyl-treated tissues, and that’s what I had at home. I used that and…Saint’s alive! It felt good! My cakehole felt very cool…like I had fed it a breath mint. Since then, I can only find aloe/lotion treated kleenex tissues. Don’t know what happened to the menthyl ones.

    Hope this doesn’t get out on the internet.

  12. 10/29/2005 at 10:15 am

    Not sure if I should consider that a tip or laugh uncontrollably or both!! Funny story! I’ll keep on the look out for you.

  13. 10/30/2005 at 5:35 am

    Ditto to ~K ~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

  14. Chris TDY in Germany!

    10/31/2005 at 4:57 pm

    Wordsmith,
    I remember those. I never used them for what you suggested. Thank you for making me laugh! I about fell off my chair. I really, really needed that. I am currently pulling a 12 hour security shift from 1800 to 0600. After playing in Germany all day! aagh! I think I am going to run up and down the all four stories of this building.

    SPC Chris